online poker

miercuri, 28 noiembrie 2012

Pokerstars? Nothing to do there

Nothing to do on Pokerstars since Full Tilt Poker has repoened. I just hope Schienberg doesen't ruin this poker room with his cheapness and greediness. So far so good, theres not alot of traffic but theres time to convince players to come back. Theres not alot of reasons for them to come back, not alot of promotions. I was expecting them to bomb us promotions to attract players but thats not happening. Except for those "deal me in" freerolls who took place for a week or two things have been pretty boring, no reason to be back. I hope they dont use Pokerstars cheap cashback policy..
But yea, Ive started playing there since the first day they opened, real money and play money, and things are pretty sick! I dont remember Full Tilt being so swingy . The suckouts are amazing and you have to expect anything to happen no matter how strong your hand is (which strongly reminds me of Jokestars). I hope they didnt borrow Jokestars "russian number generator". Meh.. maybe its just an illusion of mine, maybe im paying too much attention to this thing, or maybe im absolutely right. We shall see...

joi, 31 mai 2012

And that's how Pokerstars fucks you...

What can I fucking do about it? No way I can get away with it. Nice lil' flop to just so they make sure you there's no way you can escape...
http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/132775_17D5059ED8

I got "chat banned"...

So lately I've been running pretty bad on lowstakes/freerolls on Scamstars and I've decided to unload my anger in the chat, and how that wasn't enough Ive been calling the moderator at the table on and on for no reason (just for trolling). It was fun for a while untill one time when a moderator came at the table after I was eliminated and he saw me say "fkin russian re tard" in the chat as an observer. And the scumbag moderator decided to chat ban me for 1 fucking month!
So I decided to call support and ask "why did he chat ban me, if I was the one who called the mod?" and their explanation was:

"Thank you for writing.

As explained, no matter who calls the moderator when a moderator reviews chat, they will review the chat of all players.

The following chat was observed
fkin russian re tard


We do not tolerate abusive chat at our tables, there are other seated players plus observers to consider. As a suggestion for the future, keep your chat always clean and friendly and don't call the moderator on yourself. Your suspension will stand.

Thank you for your understanding and consideration.

Regards,

PokerStars Chat Supervisor"


I really wonder if moderator knows who called them at the table when you press the button. I don't think they know...
Anyway, I explained them how I am frustrated about bad beats and suckouts and shiet and I asked them If they can reduce my chat ban cuz It was pretty silly.. I was the one who called the moderator ffs..  They were probably laughing their asses off of how stupid I am but they were nice and they reduced my chat ban to 1 week...

"Thank you for writing.

As a one time exception and out of goodwill gesture, I have reduced your penalty to 1 week. Your chat will be automatically reinstated on Tuesday, May 29, 2012 at noon ET.

In the future, please be reminded to always keep your chat friendly and respectful at the tables. If you are found in violation again of offensive chat, aimed swearing/bypassing censors the moderator will remove your chat for 1 month per our policies and procedures.

Each player has a different violation history so the lenght will vary from player to player. When a player has received suspensions in the past it is pretty much guaranteed that they are aware of the chat policy. After an initial suspension is unheeded, each and every suspension to follow escalates in length of suspension.


We thank you for your understanding and consideration. Good luck at the tables!

Regards,

PokerStars Chat Supervisor"


They also sent me explanations about memory bias and how we only remember about the bad beats and not of the times we run good, but that's another story for another thread...


Cya at the tables, Russian donkeys!!

miercuri, 30 mai 2012

Russians are fucking crazy!


Jump motherfucker, JUMP!





Why do I play on this site?

Why do I waste my time on Pokerstars? they are so fking incredibly rigged. I got dealt JJ in a trney 3 times and lost twice. Once JJ vs TT vs 66 vs Ax bullshiet I dont remember who won but it wasnt me. then JJ vs QQ, setup, what can I do? then JJ vs 66, ofc 66 won. Its fking unbelievable, everytime I have a pair and Im all in I go against another pair or, Ax bullshiet. And they always have outs, its always a fucking sweat... and they hit... and they are from Russia. FUCK RUSSIA!!

New "shiet"!

I'm going to start posting about all the poker shiet I go thru every day. Its going to be boring as fuck but I dont care, nobody visits me anyway, but I wanna get things off my chest. Wish me luck my dear "nobody visits this blog" viewers! Im going to play Pot Limit Omaha on Riggedstars, but Ill probably play on play money tables (why risk real money). Im going go try visiting the real money tables from time to time, but rarely. See you at the tables, my fishes... :(:?

 GL meeeeeeee..ee!!!

PS: I use the word "shiet" widely. Get used to it cuz im gonna use it alot!